Russell began in the lab as a top-secret government science experiment to design the ultimate rock star. Unfortunately his lab beaker was accidentally switched with the fetus-stage Kid Rock, making him the rock star, and only leaving Russell with bizarre experimental psychokinetic abilities. But he still rocks pretty hard anyway. He currently resides in Los Angeles and has achieved world fame as the guitarist for Pillow of Wrongness. If you don't come to the next Pillow show he has the ability to shoot lightning bolts at you in your home or workplace.

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