Russell began in the lab as a
top-secret government science experiment to design the ultimate rock
star. Unfortunately his lab beaker was accidentally switched with the
fetus-stage Kid Rock, making him the rock star, and only leaving
Russell with bizarre experimental psychokinetic abilities. But he
still rocks pretty hard anyway.
He currently resides in Los Angeles and has achieved world fame as
the guitarist for Pillow of Wrongness. If you don't come to the next
Pillow show he has the ability to shoot lightning bolts at you in
your home or workplace.
Send Russell E-mail!